Vignettes / The Divided $elf

The Divided $elf

New work by Matthew Offenbacher

Wednesday, July 20th

7-10pm

Ke$ha zine
ink on paper
1 of 2 pages, 8.4x14”
2011

Hey! I’m Ke$ha … interviewing Ke$ha. But I’m the hotter version. Okay, so aside from our record ANIMAL (which is a total party jam top to bottom) what are some of your OTHER favorite party jams?

Fight for Your Right to Party always gets the party started. Zepplin’s Black Dog always gets me in the mood to break stuff. Girls Just Want to Have Fuh-hun. Big fan. Obviously, you know this. (cause you’re me.)

So what is your tour going to have?

My tour is going to be REALLY amazing because there’s lasers.

Delicious.

No big deal.

Glitter.

It’s like a dance party.

And I’m the dance commander.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE A DANCE COMMANDER??

You really have to train. You know, 6 in the morning. Sometimes 4 in the afternoon. Awkward time for a dance party. You have to really stick with it. A really strict regimen.